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Because if one engineer can maintain it, what happens to the rest?

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Our Mission

In a world threatened by AI automation, we're fighting back. By systematically introducing bugs, technical debt, and architectural nightmares into codebases across the globe, we strive to prolong the longevity of software engineering as a career.

"It's not a bug... it's job security."
- Quandale Dingle, Chief Executive Retard (CER)

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"I've been employed for 3 years just fixing their 'improvements'. Thank you!"

- Senior Engineer, Google

Intern

$599
per month
  • ✓ Replace 30% of codebase with ChatGPT outputs
  • ✓ Remove random semicolons
  • ✓ Add 5 unnecessary dependencies
  • ✓ Inconsistent naming conventions
  • ✗ Memory leaks
MOST POPULAR

Senior

$1,599
per month
  • ✓ Everything in Intern, plus:
  • ✓ Circular dependencies guaranteed
  • ✓ Replace 50% of code with regex
  • ✓ Race conditions in critical paths
  • ✓ Memory leaks

Enterprise

$4,599
per month
  • ✓ Everything in Senior, plus:
  • ✓ AI that makes everything worse
  • ✓ OS-level server attacks
  • ✓ Network DDOS attacks
  • ✓ Network crawlers corrupting disk partitions